Gemini, this week your brain is firing on all cylinders — and probably launching a few rockets while it’s at it. You’re full of ideas, clever quips, and random questi
Leo, this week the universe is basically handing you a mic, a spotlight, and a slow-motion fan for your hair. You’re glowing with confidence, and people are drawn to your fire li
Aquarius, this week you’re riding a wave of brilliance — part genius, part chaos, all you. Your mind is buzzing with ideas, insights, and the occasional theory that makes e
Virgo, this week your brain is working like a well-oiled machine — precise, efficient, and two steps ahead of everyone else. Tasks? Handled. Schedules? Optimized. Snacks alphabet
Capricorn is the zodiac’s serious boss-type… until they drop a one-liner so dry it leaves the room in stunned laughter. Their humor is that perfect blend of sarcasm, brutal hon
Leo is the zodiac’s fabulous drama queen who’s unintentionally hilarious just by existing. Their funny side is a firework of over-the-top reactions, confident one-liners, and t
Pisces is the zodiac’s mystical mermaid who somehow exists in five dimensions at once — including the one where logic doesn’t apply. Their funny side is a magical mess of spa
Cancer is the zodiac’s emotional softie who’s funnier than you think — mostly because they don’t even try. Their humor is a mix of dramatic overreactions, savage mom energy
Libra is the zodiac’s peace-loving sweetheart who somehow manages to be unintentionally hilarious 90% of the time — and charmingly sarcastic the other 10%. Their funny side is
Taurus is the zodiac’s peaceful foodie who looks calm on the outside but has a hilarious inner world that comes out when they’re comfy — preferably on a couch, in pajamas
